Hello? Yeah, it's me, I heard you banged my friend
Shit, I understand, I understand your behaviour
Uhh, it wasn't me, I bet it wasn't
It was your third leg, in between the other two

Alright, Woody, you and me
We need to have a talk
'Cause you're always getting me in trouble
Right now, this, this ain't funny

Why is it you always gotta be standing up
Or rub a dub? You're like, what's up?
Have woman kissing on your head and stuff
Why is it you never ever seem to have enough?
Why can't you ever go to bed and just chill?
Acting all ill, showing off your skill
Always trying to make me go against my will
Why is it you always up in someone's grill?

That playboy shit you did yesterday
Won't you know I got busted anyway
You went home and didn't feed her cat
What kinda dumb shit is that?

All I ever wanted to do was to get ahead in life
To get ahead in life, that's all I ever wanted to do, ooh
All I ever wanted to do was to get ahead in life
To get ahead in life, that's all I ever wanted to do, ooh

Why you always gotta be the one to take the lead?
You wanna plant a seed, good thing, I wore a shield
You think without a brain, you seem to like, can't even read
So why you think you have the right to tell me what I need?
Now I'm trying to talk to you, you hold your head in shame
You sorry that you came, you think this is a game?
It seems to me that I'm the one that's always being framed
'Cause everything you do, guess who's the one to get the blame?

That playboy shit you did yesterday
Won't you know I got busted anyway
You went home and didn't feed her cat
What kinda dumb shit is that?

All I ever wanted to do was to get ahead in life
To get ahead in life, that's all I ever wanted to do, ooh
All I ever wanted to do was to get ahead in life
To get ahead in life, that's all I ever wanted to do, ooh

You banged my friend, you pissed me off
You banged my friend, you boned
All fuzzy, cheap punk
Hello, hello? You make me sick

All I ever wanted to do was to get ahead in life
To get ahead in life, that's all I ever wanted to do, ooh
All I ever wanted to do was to get ahead in life
To get ahead in life, that's all I ever wanted to do, ooh

All I ever wanted to do was to get ahead in life
To get ahead in life, that's all I ever wanted to do, ooh
All I ever wanted to do was to get ahead in life
To get ahead in life, that's all I ever wanted to do, ooh