Ey, yuh know seh a fool yuh tek mi fah?!
A who name Michelle? a who name Renee?
A who fah picture this inna yuh phone?
Yuh know seh dat I call dem gal,
Mek dem know who is wife round here!
Kippo! Seh sum'n!

Mi put a lock pon mi phone and nah tell yuh my pin numba,
Caah wey yuh si naw guh hurt.
Yuh tell mi yuh beg mi a call weh yuh gone search di phone fah,
Now yuh tear off mi shirt.
Afta mu dun tell yuh seh yuh a di woman a di yard,
And yuh know seh every man flirt.
So why di hell yuh a stress, mi when yuh fi caress mi,
Tell mi weh di cussin' worth, yuh nuh see seh.

Telephone ting mash up mi life,
It mek matey a call mi wife, yuh nuh see seh.
Telephone ting mash up mi life,
It mek mi girl run gone fi knife, a yuh nuh see seh.
Telephone ting mash up mi life,
Hey a it a cause fuss and fight, yuh nuh see seh.
Telephone ting mash up mi life,
It mek mi caan sleep good at night.

Cho! Look how yuh deh yah when mi could a neva vex,
Until yuh go read to mi waan sex yuh text.
Deh yah and a laff then tun inna monsta,
To a girl seh hello then hang up when yuh ansa.
Mi caan believe a so a fool yuh a act,
A write dung people numba and a call people back.
When mi a talk pon mi phone yuh a listen,
When yuh and __ do missin', yuh nuh see.

Telephone ting mash up mi life,
It mek matey a call mi wife, yuh nuh see seh.
Telephone ting mash up mi life,
It mek mi girl run gone fi knife, a yuh nuh see seh.
Telephone ting mash up mi life,
Hey a it a cause fuss and fight, yuh nuh see seh.
Telephone ting mash up mi life,
It mek mi caan sleep good at night.

Look how yuh go out yuh wey to break yuh own heart,
And now yuh shouldn't follow friends should have yuh own thought.
Yuh neva used to argue, now yuh start,
And all these tings weh a happen just tear us apart.
Weh yuh nuh see inna yuh face yuh search yuh found,
Nuh mek yuh friend dem boost yuh up and feed dem dutty mind.
Dem carry go so mi come then dem tink dem free fi join,
A this a weh mi see every time, yuh know mi seh.

Telephone ting mash up mi life,
It mek matey a call mi wife, yuh nuh see seh.
Telephone ting mash up mi life,
It mek mi girl run gone fi knife, a yuh nuh see seh.
Telephone ting mash up mi life,
Hey a it a cause fuss and fight, yuh nuh see seh.
Telephone ting mash up mi life,
It mek mi caan sleep good at night.

Mi put a lock pon mi phone and nah tell yuh my pin numba,
Caah wey yuh si naw guh hurt.
Yuh tell mi yuh beg mi a call weh yuh gone search di phone fah,
Now yuh tear off mi shirt.
Afta mu dun tell yuh seh yuh a di woman a di yard,
And yuh know seh every man flirt.
So why di hell yuh a stress, mi when yuh fi caress mi,
Tell mi weh di cussin' worth, yuh nuh see seh.

Telephone ting mash up mi life,
It mek matey a call mi wife, yuh nuh see seh.
Telephone ting mash up mi life,
It mek mi girl run gone fi knife, a yuh nuh see seh.
Telephone ting mash up mi life,
Hey a it a cause fuss and fight, yuh nuh see seh.
Telephone ting mash up mi life,
It mek mi caan sleep good at night.